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So, in recent days, this is my life...

On the way home I stopped and bought a new camera because my old one is broken. The light meter on the trusty Spotmatic is broken and costs almost as much as a new used camera so I just bought a Pentax K1000, like a Spotmatic only newer. Excellent light meter, I'm excited.

Still working through whether or not what I'm thinking the answer to my big question is is just me or really God... Still praying... :-T

Um, been thinking about an interesting study I want to do in Psychology that would require I apply for a Richter Grant next year. More on that later when I get it sorted out and ready to explain for the application.

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side"

Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door; a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing...

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table; Mr & Mrs Smith and their little son. Jonathan.

She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?"

He says, "I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich."

She says, "Jonathan, I'm sorry, we don't serve grilled cheese sandwiches."

He says, "You have a grill, don't you?"

She says, "Yes."

He says, "You have cheese, don't you?"

She says, "Yes."

He says, "You have bread, don't you?"

She says, "Yes."

He says, "Well, I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich."

This kid is three years old!!

The waitress says, "Jonathan, I'll go see if the chef will fix you a grilled cheese sandwich."

She comes back in a little while and says, "Okay, Jonathan, the chef agreed to fix you a grilled cheese sandwich. I forgot to ask you, though, what you want to drink."

He says, "I'll have a milkshake."

She says, "Jonathan, your parents have probably already told you we don't serve milkshakes." She was ready for him this time. She says, "Now, it is true we have milk. And it is true we have ice cream. But we don't have the syrup."

He says, "You have a car, don't you?"

Shut Up - Simple Plan

There you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you

Shut up, shut up, shut up