*rolls eyes*
I'll never forget when I first supposedly 'met' Jonathan Miles. A bunch of us were sitting around playing a game (at a pre-LOTR viewing party,) someone had a sword sitting there near us. There was much banter about the fact that not a single guy could stop by without picking it up, inspecting, and even possibly wielding it!
Sure enough, this 'new guy', Jonathan arrives and heads straight for it! I held back my giggles and scoffing as best I could. (I later found out he wasn't too impressed with the craftsmanship, hence the inspection.)
I'm often impressed at the wealth of information on swords he merely totes around in his brain. He got his hands on a beautiful Anduril replica. It hangs proudly in his room, creating much conversation with each man who spots it. It came unsharpened (safe in my eyes,) and he has slowly sharpened the blades... by hand!