ok... well, some truth of the whole evil plot has been revealed. However there's a tid more to the story!
You see... in the end, Ted & Willie are not one in the same. But, the deal is really all a huge scheme to get major popularity on the net & news about this impending wedding... so that Ted Murphy can get major publicity (not to mention the phatty check from a couple bloggers who would intuitively hire the man that in essence brought them together!) for his Wedding Photography business!
Believe me, I know how hard it is to break into that very industry... no matter the talent behind the lense, it's harsh! At least all these efforts are tax-deductible for him in the long run. Plus, meanwhile, I still get to get paid for the ads on blogs... genius!
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