just after midnight, standing outside, around various cars... getting slowly snowed on, and beginning to shiver:
after a good 5 minutes of interaction and conversation, he suddenly looks at me concerned and perplexed, "Wait a second! What are you doing up!? Why aren't you home!?"
we won't mention my dodging response... but we can pause and laugh at the intricacies... and sometimes randomly slow tendencies of the male mind!