So Lilley reminded me o' the fun game o' googlisms... I swear I've done this before; I know I at least had the intentions to! But I'm going to share some treasures on behalf of my peoples *hits fisted hand against chest twice to show tightness, or som'n*

mi mateo: [see for yourself]
mathys is trying to get cheap publicity
mathys is a leading supplier of waterproofing
mathys is a complex series of successive stages
mathys is dedicated to the search for bigfoot in ohio
mathys is illegal and... and what? sounds suspicious, if not a warning!

piedro: [see for yourself]
pieter is almost always on standby
pieter is driven inside by a severe pain in his leg
pieter is sitting on the floor with a book on the table next to him and a weird piece of paper on the floor before him
pieter is the best
pieter is not the only one swimmer
pieter is a very talented accordion player
pieter is as much a food connoisseur as a paper plate is fancy china!
pieter is still not here "ain't dat da truf!"
pieter is showing willie how it should be done

miss sue: [see for yourself]
sara is someone who understands my needs
sara is getting my aa degree for me always willing to help, where ever needed!
sara is a wildchild
sara is classified as pg
sara is an outrageously inept comedy that mostly ends up embarrassing the audience
sara is shocked when she hears the story second hand
sara is going to try and figure out how to use it without reading any of the manual
sara is the queen of all
sara is out of money

bethy-poo: [see for yourself]
beth is a goooood girl
beth is on sabbatical
beth is known for her quick no
beth is the second letter of the hebrew alphabet and it means "house"
beth is forced to wait while jack is involved in a daring cave rescue
beth is classically trained in piano
beth is constantly seeking ways to make a positive difference in the lives of others
beth is a spirited woman who lives intensely and often joyfully

andy!: [see for yourself]
andy is a naughty boy
andy is dandy
andy is a hardworking researcher
andy is in need of a loving home in ca
andy is really an alright guy
andy is my hero
andy is one smooooth cat

tor: [see for yourself]
torsten is somebody you really can count on
torsten is a third generation berliner and enjoys life in the city
torsten is also concerned with methodological issues
torsten is probably wishing he never met us or got conned into this voluntary torture *throwing head back in evil laughter* Bwa ha ha ha ha!
torsten is a smalltalk fanatic
torsten is doing the vocals
torsten is putting back a derailed train on the track
torsten is recognized by countenance and gait yo, dude... check that gait! It's so tor!

ella-bella: [see for yourself]
ella is a funny retelling of the fairy tale classic cinderella
ella is the winner of the contest
ella is indeed an enchanting young girl
ella is the kind of girl who puts on lipstick before answering the phone
ella is a spunky endearing heroine

mr. ian: [see for yourself]
ian is so cool
ian is in da house
ian is right
ian is not a fool
ian is just a happy little guy sitting in his scooter thing

pona: [see for yourself]
fiona is life and soul of the parties
fiona is no pawn
fiona is a rebel in her own realm
fiona is a refreshing and energetic performer

kirkelotti: [see for yourself]
kirk is better than captain
kirk is alive in novels? it's true
kirk is well over $225
kirk is not the kind of guy who goes against his own beliefs
kirk is in the driver's seat

mamaV: [see for yourself]
denise is a juggler
denise is encouraging and energetic but not fake
denise is worrying about life back at home
denise is at her best with beginners who need plenty of affirmation
denise is starting to get increased media attention

stephanephanie: [see for yourself]
stephanie is all smiles
stephanie is half manx and half american short hair
stephanie is stretching her horizons
stephanie is so afraid of germs
stephanie is expected to remain in a wheelchair when outside the home
stephanie is a talented young singer frustrated by the lack of success she is experiencing
stephanie is a fount of useless knowledge all the better to play Trivial Pursuit with, my dear...

hansy-ponz: [see for yourself]
hans is hans profound, really
hans is underwhelmed
hans is interested in how biological and social factors interact in contributing to risk and resilience in human development over time
hans is a short feeble man with skin "like a peanut" and wears extremely thick eyeglasses
hans is owned and personally managed by a retired indian air force fighter pilot
hans is unlikely to be influenced by what's current

mattie joy: [see for yourself]
maranatha is family friendly
maranatha is committed to an effective christian witness in our national life today
maranatha is improving the situation
maranatha is a growing as a mattie is ought do!

I've surely skipped and/or missed many... be not offended! Googlize yourself, matey!

see, mine just isn't half that fun!