Boys... you have been forewarned! Proceed at your own risk of traumatization, scarring, etc.
Yes, folks... you heard it here first: I am Alpha-Female... moaning and groaning through my day, preferring fetal position over anything else, and making too many trips to the bathroom to even keep count, I'm officially "with guest".
As I headed out the door this morning I had IMs from a fellow commiserator "Are you a girl too?!", "'Cos I sure am..." Plus, a second gal-pal was quick to hop on board as I shared my story of actually laying down whilst trying to work...and later finding myself in moans as I drove down the road [albeit alone]. She too is riding the wave! *face of dread as she excuses herself to resume fetal position on couch for next hour or so*