Dawn called me up and invited me to go swimming this afternoon with her and the kids... I recommended avoiding the actual pool and opting for a real water source, such as the river. I left work, stopped by home for my suit, and headed straight over to the house for a quick bite to eat and sunscreen application.
Sunscreen + 3 kids = a whole ordeal, an entire event, a possible meltdown if one gets their sunscreened fingers in their eyes....
As we were all lathering up I either knelt on little rocks, pinched something, or merely had muscle issue while bending down. Fact of the matter is: I moaned, to which children responded and the following conversation ensued:
there's more where that came from...