*still singing since the title* "always waking up tired... Sleep: no I never get enough, if I don't show up I might get fired!"
Though I admit my favorite part of that song is the sweet lullabying voices saying, "sleep... go on and sleep some more..." I can't get the thought that I'm dead awake here. Example of proof: I always eat at the computer. In fact, I've regularly eaten Sage's Chicken Caesar Bow-Tie Salad at the computer... without issue. Yet today of the bites I've taken, approximately 50% have plummeted to their death amidst the keys of this poor, unsuspecting keyboard.
Perhaps a nap would do me some good. Or better yet, a full night's sleep. Maybe a good weekend of rest. Ah, vacation sounds best!
Alas, such possibilities escape me at present. or now I'll stick to wiping the keys ever couple of bites, and pray they still function in the morning!