So we set up an appointment for the morning of the 26th... just in time for my days off! (Happy Birthday to me! woot!)
Shall we have a dsl party? Oh wait, I'm already having a tight party this saturday [to which everyone is invited] I can hardly wait (for both events)! God is so good!
*wiggling excitedly in her seat*

1. Are you an innie or an outie? a major innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? not on purpose
3. Have you ever written a song? yes... *makes mental note* "find those writings and resurrect if possible"
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? maybe from my change jar
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? ok, I admit, I still can't read that without feeling dirty... But, yes. Only on dire occasions, mind you!
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? on my more limber days, were there a suspicious waft in the air
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? ranch, and beside.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? um, no...
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I'm a Girl Scout [leader] as we speak
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? I used to slam the heck out of my bedroom door when I was upset. Followed by a wallowing listening session of "Stand By Me". I was sure that one day the slam would be enough to shatter the full length hung on my door. Alas I apparently don't own the strength to cause such damage.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? on the 4th of July, this year, I got a Rocket-Pop in the parade... it was warm out, I was super-excited. So I whipped it out of its packaging and promptly plopped it in my mouth. me, the dork: *tongue stuck to below-freezing popsicle* "uhleah! onlookers: *confused* "What? What's wrong!" me: "Ih thuh!" Parentally it was a source of endless amusement for my family!
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? being interrupted and/or not being listened to... Grrr!
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? if it's super-yummy, yes!
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? I never really drank milk at that age [you know, the bubble-blowing age] I'm semi-allergic to it. It gives me major mucous.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? um, a Baby Burger from The Ranch [a local burger joint Nela works at]. Breakfast at Mickey D's is the bomb!
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? oh yeah, I'm a nudist... just ask Levi
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? both... I've covered the reasons in some other super-extensive survey thingy, I'm sure
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza hrm... false for today [I'm fasting and there was Andrew's pizza at an Open House I went to for work... mmmm!]
19. Did you have a baby blanket? I have two that were made for me by my grandma, and a couple others that I used rather frequently in my early years... all of which I still treasure dearly
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? um, no
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? again, no
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? my cousin Sara did, we all got to sit around the tree!
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? *giggle* yeah!
24. Are you double jointed? I think so... I can touch my thumb to my wrist, touch my wrists over my shoulder and behind my back (maybe that one requires a visual... kinda hard to explain), and accomplish other oddities of the sort.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? aside from the angst and parental presence, 16 was super fun!
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? peanutbutter! peanutbutter I tell you!
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? no, although small town fair rides started to get to me as I got older... Clayton barfed after the Octopus as Sara, Marshall, and I looked on
28. What is your dream car? a custom new VW Beetle in a sparkly lavender
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? VeggieTales, specifically: Rack, Shack, and Benny
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? am I informed? are there lifeguards? are others swimming? it all depends
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? no, Colin will for $ (the charcoal ones are extra)
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Pray hard and prepare my lungs
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? nope
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? if I really wanted/needed to.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 4: dish [it runs most of the tv needs], tv [needed for setting the timer and changing audio/visual presets], dvd, tv/vcr [hidden in my undie drawer so I don't lose it... since the combo is taking a time-out right now]
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? oh yeah... Tactay let me in Geometry all the time since I was constantly way ahead of the class. DeBorde gave up on me in Biology once the semester was over and I was simply attending for the heck of it until I boarded my plane to Bariloche.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? twice [one round-trip] for my recent trip to Duluth
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 2: Argentina (shocked? amazed?) & Brasil [home of the 2nd degrees burns] (Carol grew up there)
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? doubtful... since I am out of shape and I'm not about to do so
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? the latter
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? what I really want to know is: what's the right answer? would either mode of op save you?
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? I'm never "lost", I always either know where I am or how to get back to where i came from. What the problem can be is how to get to where I want to, that's when I stop and ask for directions!
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? no *hiccup*
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? ack! Alice was simply dreaming (or possibly tripping) so I'd hope I'm more like Cinderella
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? you can always get a sharpener
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? light: sourdough... no bleach white wonder crap; dark: rye, yum!
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? with toast: sunny side up; with noodles: almost hard-boiled; otherwise: scrambled
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? just ask Ms. Frost [Ms. Uhler], we had quite the adventure together in the snow
51. Do you talk in your sleep? no, but I'm rather amused by those who do
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? I love snow, and I'll never mow a lawn again!
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? quick is preferable, so poison me baby!
54. Have you ever played in the rain? I can remember getting home from school, standing in the rain, and singing "Blame It On The Rain" at the top of my lungs (is there any other way?) in the wake of a highly emotional afternoon.
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? anger is more dangerous than mere hunger
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? yes, if there isn't a handsome fireman around to do the job
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? "Crikey!" no
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? no cola for me, but I prefer Pepsi products
59. Whats your favorite number? 27, however I'm not as obsessed with it as mom is with 3: Last night the tv was incessantly displaying the fact that it was tuned in to channel 3. When I asked mom if we could get rid of it she refused, listing various reasons including her professed love for 3. This, of course, resulted in Canela and I both rolling our eyes and falling apart with laughter. She almost spluged her hot tea!
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? I'd be a Subaru
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? nothing's accidental?
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? depends on who is at the table with me and how sick I am
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? I'm sure I have... the only specific instance I can think of was actually a hot-tub/deck environment: Monika, Sara, some others, and I were having a good ole time between the hot-tub and the trampoline... in the dead of winter. We would get all warm and fuzzy from the tub, hop out and jump around until we were numb, and then start all over again. This cycle created a nice film of ice just outside the tub. I got out, my feet immediately went out from under me, and I was on my back. Meanwhile those around me couldn't figure out where I had disappeared to... that is, until they heard me laughing at myself!
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? I use super-pertty soap
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? I don't lock my doors... I used to do it all the time at my dad's, luckily we have an elderly neighbor lady who keeps a spare.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons bad, singing good
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? oh the choices... Christian Slater's renewed exposure with West Wing has me re-enamored, to say the least!
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? nothing else to do on school bus trips!
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Steve Martin pulled it off in Roxanne, so could I
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? until I had a reason of my own not to... I'm working on not taking on other people's offenses. Were it a safety issue, I would definitely take such thoughts into consideration... taking the necessary steps to proceed with caution.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? I've done it plenty of times before... I try to give everyone a chance, and at least be cordial.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? oh yeah, bless their hearts, Bobbie and Papa have had their hits and misses
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? circumstances are always so different, I can imagine giving a gift to someone who was more interested in the item... as long as there wasn't a huge emotional attachment to the gifting.
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Ohno in Short Track
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? ack! 2 birks, 4-5 cons, my trendy slip-on tennys, 2.5 thongs, my docs, and a couple other random shoes about the house.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? if it was a loved item, I might share how much I love mine and could use the spare... or I might keep it to myself, praying to God I can return and/or exchange it somewhere.
77. Do you sing in the car? um, "I don't know what you're talking about!"
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? mmmm, honey! good for the skin!
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? dachshund
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? if I had it to spare
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? I can't ride a bike, so I can't make an educated decision
82. What is your least favorite fruit? mango
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? I'm unsure as to what all is out there that I might be missing out on
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? amazon
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? sports apparel? do I look like Sporty Spice?
86. Are/were you a good student? I'm butt smart
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? almost any of the girls, I bet
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? intelligence
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? sure
90. What do you think is your best feature? my optimism
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? christian pop/contemporary
92. What is your favorite season? winter, I'm just aching for it to start snowing
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? 4 parents and 3 siblings or sorts
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? hearing
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? singer
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? since i started working in the dv field I've been sent to all sorts of college credit trainings... creating an actual transcript for myself
98. Have you ever had surgery? I had tubes put in my ears when I was little
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? figure skater; The Cutting Edge is one of my all time favorites
100. What do you like to collect? beanie babies, business cards, pins

[completed over a span of days due to the voluminous nature of the project and my lack of time]

who wants to tell me what happened to #31, #43, and #96?