A woman was asked by a coworker, "What is it like to be a Christian?"

The coworker replied, "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then he cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., and then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see."

  scribbled by manky @ 13:03:57
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*singing tauntingly* "One of these things is not like the other ones..."

1. The small intestines are one of my favorite [yummy] parts of a cow.
   
2. I was once caught in the fire of tear gas released during a riot.
   
3. I've gotten drunk before.

  scribbled by manky @ 11:34:09
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