It's amazing to see what people google... and even more so that they end up here!
was i born with all my brain cells? = 1/X/00 - wasting precious brain cells
elvis has left the building wave = 9/I/00 - ...elvis has left the building
safeway general tsao chicken = 25/I/00 - taboo tactics
bryon young nudist = 6/I/01 - it's your birthday...
new kids got ran over by a reindeer = 6/XII/99 - odd bonding habits
and last but not least, the ever constant how to get a popcorn kernel out of your throat (or anything close to that, pertaining to throat lodged items) = the infamous 18/V/01 - the potato incident