What would you do to annoy someone? asked Loaded Questions tonight. Joel was our victim and April, the Beckman's, & I were up to the challenge:

• *singing*
  "I'm Henry the 8th I am Henry the 8th I am, I am I got married to the widow next door and she's been married 7 ti-imes before and all of them were Henrys Henry the 8th I am 2nd verse, same as the 1st..."
• *get up and do interpretive dance in Joel's personal space*
• kick 'em in the privates
• talk like my tongue's pierced (ie. Seth Green's sidekick in Rat Race)

Note: I'm the one delivering these answers... and I was quick to actually follow through with the written implications. I've spent enough time online, I know what *'s mean! Needless to say we were rolling! Whether or not Joel got any right I couldn't tell you. But we decided that the compilation of all our answers was by far the most annoying thing we could come up with. Just imagine (if you can) someone singing "Henry the 8th" as if they'd just gotten their tongue pierced, while doing an interpretive dance in your personal space... and sporadically kicking you in the privates!